[Don't smash ugly guys is indeed in the sacred brunch texts, good call. But oh, he must actually provide a description... Let's see.]

In a word... [and as he is Lorenz, he could come up with a dozen on command, but he also has some dignity left on this brunch walk, so,] delicate. Small, although not as small as you.

[Everyone is small to Lorenz, etc etc, but still. He could be more poetic about this, as is Lorenz Tradition, but heaven forbid he accidentally say something kinda horny? He would honestly never recover.]

Dark eyes, dark hair, far too elaborate if I'm being quite honest. Intricate. But fitting.