inveigle: @heirror (122)
hilda "oops, i crit it again" goneril ([personal profile] inveigle) wrote 2020-04-12 12:24 am (UTC)

[Aw yeah, look at that! Worked like a charm. The crowd claps, clearly pleased by this development—and Hilda shoots him a quick wink.]

Whoa! So kindhearted! I knew I picked the right man.

[A sucker. But as she stands on her tiptoes, her barely five-foot-tall self trying to recapture the auctioneer's attention over the crowd's murmuring:]

Excuse me? May I pleeeease raise my bid?

[And up her bid goes... but a solid five (5) Chroma. She's not necessarily out to snag him away from anyone who's craving that one-on-one time with him? Like, she wouldn't complain if she did, but it's all about having fun! Getting others to up their bids by pretending that he's a hot commodity! In short: Hilda is here to cause problems.]

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