If you're so set on going home, I could always tell you about it at your home.
[ BZZZT. Way too fast, Gin-san!! He does stand from his seat, however, and prepares to order another order, this time for Hilda. With as many foot in mouth moments he has with people, especially women, he does make a generous effort to even things out so he's a somewhat decent person. ]
[ Leave it to him. He goes in the queue and if Hilda bothers to watch him, she'll see him sweet talking the girl behind the register. It's a little obvious he's up to something as both of his kitsune tails are wagging ever so slightly behind him.
When he brings the dessert, looks like he used a little, teensy, tiny mind trick to convince the workers to give them an extra scoop for free. He's a good guy— a good guy with flaws and a thrifty personality. He'd never use his Moonblessing powers for anything incredibly malicious, but. The price of the ice cream here is a little steep according to his standards. ]
The more the merrier.
[ He says and reclaims his seat across from her as he set the bowl of chocolate and strawberry ice cream in between them. ]
My doctor back home says that if I keep eating sweets, sugar will gather in my nether regions and both of my b*lls will burst.
[ Gintoki says this with such a stoic face as he takes a bite of the ice cream with one of the two spoons provided. It's hard to tell if he's being honest or not. He is. ]
[Of course she watches him. Those tails are eye-catching—and something, something, keeping a close eye on one's target is key, because who knows what tricks they have up their sleeve. Case in point: look at the way the girl continues to watch him as he picks up his ice cream heads back to his table. Interesting.]
Aha, [she says, simply, as she reaches for the second spoon.] That sounds... serious. But here you are, anyway!
[And here this is, aka the ice cream she's poking, but give her a second. She must play this straight-faced game.]
You must really like sweets—or you're trying to make me laugh. Which is it?
It does sound super serious... I'm not much of a serious person though.
[ Which is not entirely true. Gintoki doesn't give himself enough credit. He's a Shounen JUMP protagonist; he says the morally right and encouraging things at the best time.
While Hilda is taking her time, Gintoki is digging in. It's not so much messy looking as it is just.. very childish looking. Just look at that happiness though! His tails are wagging again. ]
[Is there such a thing as a mature-looking sundae? Sweets are always better when they're, you know. Like this, so Hilda watches him for a moment—his tails are so cute, she's going to die—before finally scooping up a spoonful for herself.]
Both, hmm? [A quick laugh.] I like that about you. Life is so much better when you're having fun.
["Fuck expectations." - Hilda, 2020. But give her a second to try this combination? And watch her eyes light up when she decides that it's tasty. Time to come back in for another spoonful, aw yeah.]
And you have very good taste in ice cream. No wonder you're so excited!
[She gestures toward his tails, which she's going to pet before this date is through. New goal acquired.]
[ Thanks, Hilda. He's like this cause of the main character trauma. When she gestures to his tails, his eyebrows raise and he stops them instantly. He hangs his spoon lazily in his mouth as he speaks. ]
Aaa? I don't know what you mean.
[ He sticks the spoon in the bowl again and steals another bite. ]
A beautiful life is more important than a beautiful death, so.. I intend to live it that way for myself. Having fun is essential to that.
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ur really not.. my lazy ass can take up to a week sometimes..
[ BZZZT. Way too fast, Gin-san!! He does stand from his seat, however, and prepares to order another order, this time for Hilda. With as many foot in mouth moments he has with people, especially women, he does make a generous effort to even things out so he's a somewhat decent person. ]
How many scoops you want?
[ Now he really is being gracious. ]
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Let's go with... two? One for me, one for you. [A wink, then, as she settles into one of the chairs.] It's more fun to share.
[Obviously he's in charge of ordering—and maybe delivering?—The Goods. She's here to sit and look very cute, because that's her specialty.]
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When he brings the dessert, looks like he used a little, teensy, tiny mind trick to convince the workers to give them an extra scoop for free. He's a good guy— a good guy with flaws and a thrifty personality. He'd never use his Moonblessing powers for anything incredibly malicious, but. The price of the ice cream here is a little steep according to his standards. ]
The more the merrier.
[ He says and reclaims his seat across from her as he set the bowl of chocolate and strawberry ice cream in between them. ]
My doctor back home says that if I keep eating sweets, sugar will gather in my nether regions and both of my b*lls will burst.
[ Gintoki says this with such a stoic face as he takes a bite of the ice cream with one of the two spoons provided. It's hard to tell if he's being honest or not.
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Aha, [she says, simply, as she reaches for the second spoon.] That sounds... serious. But here you are, anyway!
[And here this is, aka the ice cream she's poking, but give her a second. She must play this straight-faced game.]
You must really like sweets—or you're trying to make me laugh. Which is it?
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[ Which is not entirely true. Gintoki doesn't give himself enough credit. He's a Shounen JUMP protagonist; he says the morally right and encouraging things at the best time.
While Hilda is taking her time, Gintoki is digging in. It's not so much messy looking as it is just.. very childish looking. Just look at that happiness though! His tails are wagging again. ]
A little bit of both.
[ His manga genre is comedy, after all. ]
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Both, hmm? [A quick laugh.] I like that about you. Life is so much better when you're having fun.
["Fuck expectations." - Hilda, 2020. But give her a second to try this combination? And watch her eyes light up when she decides that it's tasty. Time to come back in for another spoonful, aw yeah.]
And you have very good taste in ice cream. No wonder you're so excited!
[She gestures toward his tails, which she's going to pet before this date is through. New goal acquired.]
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Aaa? I don't know what you mean.
[ He sticks the spoon in the bowl again and steals another bite. ]
A beautiful life is more important than a beautiful death, so.. I intend to live it that way for myself. Having fun is essential to that.