lorenz! i would never do that! taking care of nugget is very important. because he's very important! i'm even going to take him on a walk. the parks on the highest level are SO nice 🐶
[Appreciate this effort. This single emoji. That (bribery) aside:]
[Who is this new and improved Hilda? Surely it can't be that she only wants those sweet deets. Certainly not; she has turned over a new leaf, willing to Do Activities with that yappy dog. In any case this is enough to get him to cough up at least SOME deets, so:]
His name is Fenris. He doesn't know a thing about posting anything on his phone.
[So don't try to find him on Prismagram!! Hilda!!!]
[Aw yeah, worked like a charm. Good ol' Lorenz! Hilda is definitely going to look for Fenris on Prismagram... on Prismabook... in the Prisma White Pages...]
you should show him! and tell us more about him when you're back nugget is SO curious!
[Attached: a picture of Nugget, looking happily up at the camera—and that is indeed his leash clipped to his collar.]
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we living on island time now baybee
One question. Choose wisely.
[Truly, he is compromising so well... please don't blow his phone up with emojis.]
would lorenz wear a hawaiian shirt? the people want to know
[Enjoy this pause? The brief notion that maybe, just maybe, Hilda is listening for once in her life, until:]
nugget wants to know when you'll be home 🥺
and where his treats are 🥺
[No emojis, Lorenz says. Emojis ending every sentence, Hilda says.]
if it was bespoke, maybe
Do not feed my dog nothing but treats. If he eats too much it is on you.
[Go look for them, lazy. It's a challenge. Anyway, ahem.]
Not the artist.
is a custom airbrushed beach tshirt ft a rose bespoke
lorenz! i would never do that!
taking care of nugget is very important. because he's very important!
i'm even going to take him on a walk.
the parks on the highest level are SO nice 🐶
[Appreciate this effort. This single emoji. That (bribery) aside:]
so who is this mystery date?
it COULD be
[Who is this new and improved Hilda? Surely it can't be that she only wants those sweet deets. Certainly not; she has turned over a new leaf, willing to Do Activities with that yappy dog. In any case this is enough to get him to cough up at least SOME deets, so:]
His name is Fenris. He doesn't know a thing about posting anything on his phone.
[So don't try to find him on Prismagram!! Hilda!!!]
they need those shirts asap
you should show him!
and tell us more about him when you're back
nugget is SO curious!
[Attached: a picture of Nugget, looking happily up at the camera—and that is indeed his leash clipped to his collar.]
make it happen
I am not sure it's entirely his scene. Posting pictures and so on.
[He didn't even know what the TV was after weeks... It's dire.]
I will once again be limiting your questions.
don't tempt me, i WILL come crashing into his inbox for novelty tshirts
you wouldn't REALLY do that to us, would you?
we care about you 🥺
[And here is a new picture: Hilda holding Nugget up to her face, cheek-to-cheek, as she brings 🥺 to life. Nugget just looks, you know. Like a Nugget.]
she says, like she won't inevitably anyway
Yes, yes, you're precious as always. But still. I can answer only so many questions.