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hilda "oops, i crit it again" goneril ([personal profile] inveigle) wrote2020-03-22 01:36 pm

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[personal profile] noatic 2020-04-18 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
['Fun'? What is this 'fun' you speak of? She might have had it once, but it was awful and she's never going to do it again-]

Loosen...up?

[Constance will definitely take that proffered glass of champagne (how...how does Hilda get all these men to just do things for her, it's honestly really really impressive); she doesn't take a sip just yet, but she promises she will drink it. Really.

For a start, she'll mimic Hilda's earlier movements and swish the liquid slowly back and forth, watching the bubbles rise as if it's the most fascinating thing she's ever experienced.

It means she doesn't have to look her friend in the eyes when she answers, because it's....ugh....]


How exactly does one achieve this 'loosening up'? I assure you, I'm perfectly relaxed.

[/laugh track]
noatic: (◐ Despair)

[personal profile] noatic 2020-04-18 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[That compliment towards her posture is clearly appreciated, if the way her cat ears fly up excitedly says anything about it. Of course Hilda would notice her frankly fantastic poise! She's been working on it for years, after all!

That second comment, however...]


Relax my shoulders? Surely you can't be implying that I should slouch, Hilda! That would simply not do!

[Quelle horreur!

...although you did just. say that you do it all the time, um-]


A-Ah, not that there's anything wrong with you doing it! It's just that...well, for me, I...

[...have a terrible case of foot-in-mouth disease, apparently-]

I...there's a lot of pressure on me to be perfect, that's all! I can't reinstate House Nuvelle if I'm not perfect. But that's my burden to bear, you shouldn't...

[right can she just. trail away pathetically and take a (large) sip of that champagne while she tries to put her thoughts together, this is EMBARRASSING...]
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[personal profile] noatic 2020-04-21 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Constance listens quietly as Hilda speaks, trying not to berate herself too harshly for being so open. Just mentioning the pressure she places on herself is enough to make her feel...uncomfortable, so having to really talk about it...

....

....she will finish that glass of champagne, alright. She might even doing it in a not-so-ladylike manner!]


Goodness, that's strong-

[-at least, when you knock it back it is...probably should've sipped it-]

-anyway, ahem, I...one can admit that you're probably onto something, Hilda.

[It's very kind of her, really, to equate her to her to Holst. Under other circumstances, Constance would be flattered by the association; that is to say, she's still very flattered, but talking about all of this is so...ugh. It's far easier to keep up her usual act and pretend like her mission is simple, destined, going to happen only because of her hard work! There's no time to slack off! Even after their 'television' sessions in Lorenz's apartment, she'll still head back to her own with every intention of continuing her magic practice. Spare time is only earned through hard work.

...]


...if I were to allow myself some...fun, what would be your recommendation?
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[personal profile] noatic 2020-04-23 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
[...oh, he's...definitely looking, isn't he. Um. Right, surely this can't be too difficult? Although she's never put so much thought into a smile, so....hopefully this will work.

...unfortunately the result is a bit too much of a smile; the result looks...quite forced, instead of natural (or, goddess forbid, flirty). The fact that she's trying to talk to Hilda at the same time, like some kind of particularly inept ventriloquist, probably isn't helping.]


Is it working? Is he looking?

[Casual Flirting Attempt #1 - Failure]
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[personal profile] noatic 2020-04-25 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[...oh. Oh no. Oh no, we're going over to this man and it's too late to pull away because Hilda has her arm (and it would be frightfully rude, anyway, the thought of insulting her friend in such a way is traumatizing) and...

...and there he goes, off to fetch them drinks, and it all happens so fast and yet so delicately that Constance isn't quite sure what to say. Hilda hadn't even stopped to think, she'd just launched into this perfectly styled series of compliments and before she or their new friend could react, he was completely and utterly charmed.

If she didn't know better, she'd say Hilda had put him under some kind of spell.]


Ah...

[Is it possible to learn this power?]

...you just. He's gone. He's actually going to fetch us beverages, isn't he?

[Give...give her a minute to get her head back together, because that was just...]

How did you do that?
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[personal profile] noatic 2020-04-26 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
[That...does actually sound so simple, and yet so brilliant? She may have a newfound respect for you and your abilities, Hilda. That champagne glass will be happily relinquished; at this point she could definitely use a refill. Thank goodness for the fellow with the tight-fitting coat...]

So you just need to make sure the compliments sound...genuine, is it? Like they could be true? That's the secret?

[Seems...straightforward enough. Point out traits that actually exist - such as the aforementioned broad shoulders - and...

....wait wait, hang on, she might. she might not be getting this as much as she first thought-]


But it...it has to be done in a complimentary way, doesn't it?

[That casual...flirtiness, if she might. Hm.]

You make it look so easy, Hilda. When I try it I simply feel silly.
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[personal profile] noatic 2020-04-28 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
[There is so much to compliment, which is a problem in itself - what should she choose? Her hairstyle? Her dress? Her choice of make-up? Her general air? Are you supposed to innately know which feature the person will prefer to have highlighted? What if you choose something that they're actually not all that confident about and then everything is ruined? Goddess, why is this so difficult-

...

...right. Overthinking it and worrying. That's what Hilda said she needed to stop doing, isn't it? So....

....this still feels incredibly embarrassing but she will. try her best-]


Ah, your....your dress is so lovely! It truly highlights your...

[

no thoughts head empty]


...your...vivacity!

[.......]
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[personal profile] noatic 2020-05-03 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[What is killing Constance so much, right now, is that she knows she has a way with words; her vocabulary is suitably advanced, exactly what one would expect from a woman of noble stock. So why is she finding herself so damn tongue-tied when it comes to this?

Particularly when Hilda starts turning on the charm...it's like she's pressed some kind of internal switch, and bam! Perfect flirting! She's feeling compelled to get her a drink herself...]


Well, that's...that's very nice of you to say, Hilda...

[Is this another test?? It is, isn't it? Wait, should she be flirting back? Is such a thing appropriate?

Will she ever stop overthinking absolutely everything?]


That is to say, ah! Mine couldn't possibly compare with yours! Blue eyes are so dreadfully common, yet the exquisite shade of pink in yours is a rarity!

[Okay, that's....hmm, that's not too bad, let's try to keep following this path...]

No wonder a simply bat of your eyelashes is enough to compel even the surliest of gentlemen to do what you wish!
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[personal profile] noatic 2020-05-06 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
A-Ah...

[Said uninspired nonsense has absolutely worked, unfortunately, if the way Constance's cheeks immediately go red has anything to say about it. To pass Level 1, but trip instantly at Level 2...how terribly embarrassing...]

You are...too sweet, Hilda...

[As much as she would love to insist that that was flirting, definitely, that was definitely her responding to that flirting...

...not quite. It's enough to get Constance to step away for a moment, to try and get herself back under control.]


Oh, I completely fumbled it, didn't I! You're far too good at this!

[She's always been a firm believer in practice makes perfect (unless you're already perfect, which in many ways she is!), so it would make sense that a woman like Hilda - who makes all this look so easy, you'd think she sprung from the womb ready to charm the midwives - would be incredibly good at it. But still! Why is it so simple to master complex spells from complicated textbooks, but this...something that should be so straightforward and easy is causing her to completely unravel?!]
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i pretend i do not see it (no i really didn't see it!!)

[personal profile] noatic 2020-05-10 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I...yes, you're right. I must keep trying!

[She did manage to keep up with that initial comment of Hilda's, didn't she? Alright, perhaps she fell apart a little bit on the follow-up, but! No skill that was worth mastering would ever be easy, would it? And this one is essential! If she's going to re-enter noble society, it's imperative she can play this game.

Besides, as far away as it is, she will need to obtain a suitable husband at some point...a political marriage isn't out of the question, but it would be nice to be able to banter with one's paramour...]


I really do appreciate you taking the time to do this with me, you know.

[And for once, there's no forced noble airs or smugness in her voice; it's almost....genuine.

Stranger things have happened.]


You're a lot more talented than people give you credit for, Hilda.
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[personal profile] noatic 2020-05-16 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[It was definitely meant to be a compliment! Constance just...isn't all that good at subtlety and/or not being uncomfortably candid with her opinions.

(if it wasn't. completely obvious)]


It's genuine, I assure you. I've very much enjoyed our time here. You, and the other Golden Deer, you...

[ooohhhhHHHH let her stop for a moment...there's a Feeling caught in her throat and it's kind of uncomfortable, just give her a minute to work it out...]

Well, you've...basically taken me in when you didn't need to and I'm...well, I'm very grateful. I only hope I can make it up to you one day.

[This is why she would never agree to take-backs...who is she supposed to watch awful TV with and drink awful wine with in the Black Eagles? Hubert? She has to laugh.]

When my house is restored to its former stupendous glory, I will simply have to have a feast in your honour!

[Can we just ignore any awkward 'Coco there's going to be a whole-ass war' thoughts? Good.]